Things I Like That I Am Now Admitting That I Like

I like when my friends make fun of me.

I like being terrified at concerts, feeling like the band is gonna kill me.

I like country music.

I like Nashville.

I like the 90’s.

I like country clubs.

I like rich people.

I like punching people I hate.

I like when people who point the finger at others and cry racist get their feelings hurt.

I like Tucker Carlson.

I like feeling like I live on the edge. I like to go into danger and escape.

I like leather.

I like when people break vegans of the habit of being vegan.

I like real sugar, not stevia.

I like soda pop.

I like dark beer, not gold beer. I like the blackest beer you got.

I like the blackest humor you got, raunchy, bawdy jokes.

I like making fun of yoga.

I like breaking up in a public way.

I like breaking up at a moment’s notice, no hanging on.

I like a one night stand.

I like no fat chicks.

I like getting new tattoos, no fear of other people.

I like mainstream rock.

I like rap and hip hop.

I like my family better than yours.