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This is Why I’m Hot at Humanity for Euthanizing So-Called Bad Animals

News anchors sound aghast that a sea otter, who may have bitten the surfer has commandeered a surfboard.

In Florida, the police find and kill sharks that bite humans.

I take issue with the killing of sharks. In my opinion, if you want to enjoy swimming in the ocean, enjoy the danger. Don’t make it blood-for-blood, eye-for-an-eye. We are on their turf.

Sharks have a lot of teeth, very sharp. They bite you, red juice going everywhere. Yum Yum for sharkee.

Isn’t it ridiculous that we humans have created climate change, effectively killing ourselves, but when surfer dudes get a little nick on their arms from sea otters we go in to kill the bad guys.

If you have seen the documentary South Beach Shark Club, then you know just how wantonly the killing of sharks happens here. The movie is sick, btw.

Sharks are not bad actors. They are a beautiful and majestic.

The dodo: one of hundreds of thousands of species that has gone extinct because of humanity.

Are we such snowflakes to kill someone who has bitten us? That is like Michael Brown being shot for stealing some blunts.

The time don’t fit the crime.

As an American subject, the idea of infringing on others’ freedom to live and pursue happiness kind of bothers me a little bit.